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Official Change of Emblem

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Emblem_1 Damn, this also describes the Bush Regime!

Posted by Catherine on September 21, 2005
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Comments

Bwa hahahaha! Awesome. Thanks for that afternoon giggle.

Posted by: Elise | Sep 21, 2005 1:54:39 PM

So who's going to be wearing the condom as we're getting screwed?

Posted by: Eric A Hopp | Sep 21, 2005 3:55:21 PM

I love it. So on the mark!

Posted by: Scott | Sep 22, 2005 6:55:26 AM

Brilliant! Just brilliant. I must share it.

Posted by: Alicia | Sep 22, 2005 7:11:27 AM

Absolutely fabulous!

Before I read the post, I thought the pic was that of a floatation device, like what you see on boats. Which would also be a truthful metaphor given the latest polls ... just hangin' on for dear life, trying desperately not to drown.

This is a great site, btw ... will link to it from LB.

Peace,
Library Bitch

Posted by: G | Sep 22, 2005 8:07:02 AM

Thanks for this, best laugh I had all day (though I should break down and cry when you think of the reality of it all)...

Posted by: denisdekat | Sep 22, 2005 9:03:54 AM

Thanks all, I am glad that you enjoyed it! Alicia, of course you can link to it, sister. LB, damn glad to meet you! You,too, will be added to my blog roll.

Posted by: catherine | Sep 22, 2005 9:16:34 AM

That was one of the funniest posts I've ever read. Especially the "protects a bunch of pricks" part!

Posted by: Pepper | Sep 22, 2005 11:05:57 AM

"So who's going to be wearing the condom as we're getting screwed?"

Halliburton!

Posted by: Laura | Sep 23, 2005 10:02:18 AM

don't you mean Bill Clinton's administration, in light of the Lewinski scandal?

Posted by: g | Jul 31, 2007 11:02:02 AM

Just right on. Very Creative.

Posted by: Davy | Sep 2, 2007 6:59:59 PM

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