Emmy Noms: Can You Feel the Snark?

Outstanding Drama Series
Boston Legal - Is this sh*t still on?
Grey's Anatomy - Over it, just kidding!

Heroes - Does anyone over the age of 20 watch this crap?
House - Is this a joke?
The Sopranos- WINNER

Outstanding Comedy Series
Entourage - Not quite yet
The Office - Second rate redux
30 Rock - Baldwin jinxed it
Two and a Half Men - Over it!
Ugly Betty - WINNER

Outstanding Lead Actor on a Drama Series
James Spader, Boston Legal - Too fug
Hugh Laurie, House - Hottie, but no
Denis Leary, Rescue Me - Seriously?
James Gandolfini, The Sopranos - WINNER
Kiefer Sutherland, 24 - Um, no.

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
Ricky Gervais, Extras - WINNER
Tony Shaloub, Monk - Again?
Steve Carell, The Office - EEwww
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock - Phone in a no vote
Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men - Over that rug

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series
Sally Field, Brothers and Sisters - They don't really like her enough

Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer - Maybe?
Mariska Hargitay, Lay & Order: SVU - Over her
Patricia Arquette, Medium - Not with that do
Minnie Driver, The Riches - WINNER
Edie Falco, The Sopranos - ZZZZzzzzzzz

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series
Felicity Huffman, Desperate Housewives - Really?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, The New Adventures of Old Christine - OH, no!
Tina Fey, 30 Rock - Not quite
America Ferrara, Ugly Betty - WINNER
Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds - HOT second choice

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
Kevin Dillon, Entourage - It would be wrong, All Star NO SHOW
Jeremy Piven, Entourage - Maybe later
Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother - WINNER
Rainn Wilson, The Office - Hell no
Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men - I don't think so, duckie

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series
William Shatner, Boston Leagal - Sad and Old
TR Knight, Grey's Anatomy - Have a seat
Masi Oka, Heroes - WHO? Sadly, no.
Michael Emerson, Lost - Not gonna happen
Terry O'Quinn, Lost - Nope, never.
Michael Imporioli, The Sopranos - Unibrow WINNER

Oustanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series

Jaime Pressly, My Name is Earl - No. Oh, Snap!
Jenna Fischer, The Office - SUX
Holland Taylor, Two and a Half Men - I am on the floor with laughter
Conchata Ferrell, Two and a Half Men - Hell to the no
Vanessa Williams, Ugly Betty - WINNER
Elizabeth Perkins, Weeds - She still has a job?

 

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series
Rachel Griffiths, Brothers and Sisters - Maybe next year
Katherine Heigl, Grey's Anatomy - Shut up already
Chandra Wilson, Grey's Anatomy - Runner up?
Sandra Oh, Grey's Anatomy - NO, no, no, no!
Aida Tuturro, The Sopranos - Once the fat, crazy sister -- always the fat, crazy sister.
Lorraine Bracco, The Sopranos - WINNER

For all the rest of the nominees, go to emmys.org

What are your thoughts -- snarky or nice?