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The Mile High Club Ain't What It Used To Be

Singapore (f-A-ke. P.) -

Launch customer for the new Airbus "super jumbo", Singapore Airlines, announced today that there will be no 'hanky-panky' going on in the A380's luxurious 'double suites'.

"We simply feel that there is no place for that sort of behavior on our aircraft," said company spokesperson, No Moh Bang, at a news conference where bans on Viagra, Cialis, oysters, powdered rhino horn, and green M&M's were also announced.

It is not clear at this time, if Singapore will continue it's highly successful 'Get A Room' campaign.

Posted by Kvatch on October 31, 2007 | Permalink| Comments (4) | TrackBack (0)


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Singapore. Come for the canings, leave if you want to have sex.

Posted by: Randal Graves | Oct 31, 2007 1:08:12 PM

Damn, there go my birthday plans! Thanks for the post, Kvatch. Welcome to you others, come for Kvatch, but stay for the snark. :)

Posted by: catherine | Oct 31, 2007 1:38:24 PM

I'm till gonna fly the "uber jumbo" at my earliest opportunity. It wasn't like I was gonna be able to afford one of those suites anyway.

Posted by: Kvatch | Oct 31, 2007 1:45:18 PM

Abstinence. Its just not for "on the ground" anymore.

Good grief.

Posted by: FranIAm | Nov 1, 2007 11:56:00 AM

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